TONGUE IN THE CHEEK POST
WARNING!!! WARNING!!! THIS IS NOT AN ORDINARY POST!!!!
After careful consideration, and in the best interests of all patriotic Kenyans, Kumekucha hereby declares that he is now supporting President Mwai Stanley Emilio Kibaki for re-election.
This decision has been reached after careful consideration of the ECONOMIC GROWTH and the options available to Kenyans and since there is no need to support people who will lose in the elections and every sober Kenyan should not support a candidate who will definitely lose, (hakuna haja ya kupoteza Kura yako) Kumekucha has today…
WAKE UP. PLEASE WAKE UP. RELAX and stop sweating so much, you have just been having a bad dream. I repeat it was just a bad dream. Kumekucha IS NOT supporting the PNUA (Party of National Unity And Anglo-Leasing-type-ventures) and WILL NEVER DO SO.
Folks that was just a very, very, bad dream. Kumekucha is steadfast and will never abandon the cause of the ordinary down-trodden masses in exchange for mere legal tender or a plum appointment as the Kenyan ambassador to Great Britain or some other much more exotic location.
But just imagine if every Kenyan thought like Uhuru Kenyatta? God forbid. There would be no need for a presidential election would there? And how boring all the blogs would be supporting the corrupt fat cats of Kenya.
I apologize for the nasty shock the contents at the beginning of this post may have had on many Kenyans, most of whom do not bother to read anything carefully and some of whom may have a weal heart condition.
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