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Sunday, April 29, 2007

Innovative mortgage

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This is crucial because the endowment policies are supposed to pay off the principal in the endowment mortgages arrangement. Some policies are not all that desirable to purchase for many buyers, however it is just a case the seller being able to find the right buyer for their unique endowments policy. Someone will want to buy it. By selling their endowment policy through such a service, the endowment policy holder may receive up to 35% more for their policy.

Politicial blogs will also influence Kenya

The World Wide Web and especially blogs, have already revolutionized political reporting in more ways than many folks will ever understand. In the past it was easy for third world governments for example to bully and intimidate the press. Now with blog power, this is proving difficult and even negative comments will hardly succeed in stopping Kumekucha from achieving it's noble objectives which include being a voice to the millions of voiceless persons in Kenya.

Kumekucha invaded

It is abundantly clear that the popular Kumekucha blog has been invaded by Kibaki sympathizers and paid hands who are leaving comments that seem to favor the incumbent and discredit this blog and any other candidate who may stand against the president in the forthcoming general elections. This is an approach that will hardly work on the World Wide Web.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Save on your holiday

Everybody would like to save as much as they possibly can on their holiday. However most people do not have a clue where to even start.

Here's a hot tip. Savings on all-inclusive resort vacations begin at Vacations.net. This is one site that is the result of extensive research, consumer and industry feedback, and competitive site benchmarking. Vacations.net has used all that information to dramatically improve on their old site and create a website that raises the bar and sets a new standard for hospitality websites catering to the high-end while offering great rates, as well as tremendous savings of up to 50% off regular rates. The site is just the place to plan and book your next dominican republic vacation although you can use the site to go to many other exotic holiday destinations in the world.

Why spouses cheat

Kumekucha's in-depth analysis on why spouses cheat explores in a rather candid way the real reasons behind the sharp increase in the number of couples who go back on their word before witnesses and God almighty to cheat and have passionate extra-marital affairs. This is one article that will surprise and shock you, even as you gain the kind of understanding you have never had in these matters. It could well save your marriage.

Cheating of spouses increases worldwide

Cheating spouses are on the increase worldwide and not just amongst Kenyans. So what is the real problem? What is causing this sharp increase? Life style and modern living create circumstances and situations that are driving more and more women to cheat on their husbands. Sadly most people have not locked in to the real causes of the problem and instead prefer to play the blame game.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Is Penis Enlargement Really Possible? And Other Amazing Stories About The Controversial Male Organ

If you have an email address then chances are that by now you have gotten absolutely sick of SPAM messages in your inbox about penis enlargement miracle solutions. One thing this should tell you immediately is that penis enlargement products are extremely popular and that despite what you may have heard, size really is everything.

So is enlargement of this male organ possible? From the intensive research carried out by this writer, the answer is "NO" and so you will just have to make do with what you have and you should not throw your good money into buying anything online that promises to do the impossible.

The most popular trick used by promoters are concoctions that clearly give a harder and firmer erection which gives the illusion of a larger member, but the truth is that size does not change. Can you change the size of your hand? When you discover how to, then maybe it will be possible to change the size of this organ.

There are those who believe that stretching exercises work however the danger here is that the ligaments can easily get damaged and leave you in a worse state that when you started. The most dangerous here are weight devices that hang supposedly to cause enlargement. Chances of deformity instead and ligament damage are extremely high here. There is also the fact that these exercise devices tend to stretch length and so where they work one ends up with a longer but thinner penis, which is even worse.

Some believe that surgery works. But not only is it to expensive but it is also very expensive and the results are not certain.

Of course this article will not stop numerous people from all over the world from spending millions of dollars this month purchasing various miracle cures to enlarge the size of their members.

When The Controversial Organ Is Cut Off
Interestingly Kenyans have been involved in numerous incidents that have gained world attention concerning the severing of the penis. Kenyan Alfonse Mumbo gained worldwide fame in 2003 when he cut off his own penis and testicles so as to punish his wife for adultery. Then in 2005 Spanish surgeons successfully reconstructed the penises of two Kenyan boys taken to them by the controversial Dr Ken Jones. Witchdoctors making a portion that was supossed to cure HIV/AIDs had cut off the organs in a Kenyan village.

But severed penises are not new to the world. The penis of Napoleon was cut off and preserved after his death and some years later sold to a urologist for the princely sum of $40,000.

Then came the most famous of all the cases in 1993 when American Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband John Wayne Bobbitt's penis with a kitchen knife. The story ended well for both couples because the organ was successfully attached and Mr Bobbitt made a lot of money from the incident including a stint as a porn star. A court ruled that his wife be sentenced to 45 days hospitalization due to a successful temporary insanity plea by her lawyers.

On July 1, 1997, a Vietnamese immigrant in British Columbia, Ms. Kim Phuong Tran severed her husband's penis after he admitted to being in love with another woman. Kim Phoung Tran kept on telling her husband not to have the mistress, but her threatening pleas fell on deaf ears. Instead the husband told his wife that he needed to be left alone so he could think. He then fell asleep and his wife promptly cut off the offending penis, and immediately flushed it down the toilet. It was never recovered. Ms. Tran was sentenced to a two-year conditional stay-at-home sentence with community service. Many men's rights groups in Canada were outraged at the lightness of her sentence.

In another very similar incident a woman in a Far Eastern country whose name I forget attached her husband's severed penis to a hot air balloon and released into the air. The intention appears to have been the same as that of Ms Tran, because if buried at a secret location, these things can always be exhumed so the idea seems to make them disappear altogether. Naturally the hot air ballon and its' bloody cargo were never seen nor heard of again.

Other women have come up with even more ingenious ways to ensure that the offending organ is never found again. In July 23 2005, Delmy Ruiz (49) who was jealous because her husband was having an affair lured him to the house they owned together under the pretext that there were some documents they needed to look at together. Her husband Rene Aramando Nuñez fell asleep at the house and Ruiz cut off his penis with a knife. The penis was then removed from the scene by a dog enthusiastically wagging its' ail, never to be seen again. Ruiz was sentenced to eight years in prison and fined $10,000.

Then out of Russia, as is to be expected came the most bizarre incident involving a penis in January 2002

On July 23, 2005, Delmy Ruiz, 49, was found guilty of aggravated assault after she had severed Rene Aramando Nuñez' penis with a knife. Ruiz said he had abused her earlier, but it was believed that she was really just jealous because he was seeing someone else. She lured him over to the house to talk about documents concerning the house that they owned together. He fell asleep while at the house. That is when she cut off his penis. The jury had been shown graphic photos of Nuñez' wounded crotch where more than 80% of his penis was completely removed save for a small stump. The penis was never recovered as it had been removed from the scene by her dog. [11].

In January 2002, In Russia, Pavel Morozov, a player of Spartak football was brutally murdered by his friend's girlfriend because he didn't want to have sex with her. The friend invited Pavel over to his house to drink vodka with him and his girlfriend. The girlfriend became interested in Pavel especially as she got more and more intoxicated. She then made advances towards Pavel when her boyfriend and gone out briefly. Pavel didn't reciprocate so she became upset and started hitting him and screaming. It is said that Pavel ended up unconscious on the floor. The girlfriend then unzipped his trousers and quickly cut off the non-complying organ. She then also stabbed him in the chest. Pavels body was then thrown out in the street. At some point her boyfriend came back and the two continued drinking as if nothing had happened. They were however arrested in the morning.

In 2004, in Kassel, Germany, a 50 year old woman severed the penis of her Ghanaian ex-husband but died as a result of wounds inflicted by the same knife. The man's organ was later retrieved from the same room in which she died, though it is unknown as to whether it was re-attached or not.

In October 2004, Dr. Naum Ciomu chopped patient Nelu Radonescu's penis into small pieces in a fit of anger during routine surgery. He was later found guilty of grievous bodily harm, fined and received a 1 year suspended jail sentence for the attack. The victim ultimately had reconstructive surgery using tissue from his arm.

Let us end this gory article with an incident that was featured in the notorious Jerry Springer talk show in the 90s. A man who appeared on the show confessed that he had badly desired to become a woman and so severed his own penis and after doing so, hid it from his wife. What a strange world full of sick people we live in.

Did you know Moi's most guarded secret involves Ugandan women?

See also;

Woman Reveals Nasty Men Habits Nobody Talks About

Woman Murders Her Best Friend To Steal Her Husband As Science Proves That It Is Deadly For Women To Have Casual Sex

Rape virtually every day

Woman has never had sex because every time she tries…

Errant Buru Buru Husband Taught a Lesson By Cheeky Wife

A True Kenyan Story: Matatu Nightmare

Couples Reunion At The Airport After 6 Long Years, Turns Ugly

Father and two sons seduced by a woman called "death."

A True Kenyan Story: A Doctor’s Revenge

Angry real Gikuyu man answers long suffering Kenyan beauty

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Investment experts

Do you believe most investment experts when they say that a minimum of 10 per cent of your portfolio should be invested in tangible assets such as gold, silver and other precious metals? In fact there are other old hands in the investment field who insist that anything below 20 per cent is putting your entire portfolio at great risk in today's unpredictable world of political nd economic uncertainty.

Since 1967 Monex has helped over one hundred thousand investors to take advantage of the ever-rising price of gold and other precious metals to protect their investment from the ravages of inflationary pressures.

Violence predicted

Many analysts and observers predict that there will be plenty of violence and blood letting in Kenya this time round when the country goes to the polls to elect the president, members of parliament and councilors at the ward level. These prophets of doom point to the current isisng violence and insecurity countrywide as a mere taste of things to come.

Will Elections 2007 be peaceful?

Will the coming general elections be peaceful? And if the answer to that question is generally yes, just how peaceful and free of violence will individual constituencies be? This is one of the most frequently asked questions amongst the country's top political analysts as we prepare for the forthcoming general elections in Kenya, later this year.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Woman Reveals Nasty Men Habits Nobody Talks About

Research by a woman friend has revealed some rather nasty habits Kenyan men tend to have but which are rarely if ever discussed.

As usual, here in Kumekucha we do not fear to discuss anything. Being well aware of the inevitable reaction we will get from our male readers, here goes.

Men from mostly Western Kenya, are fond of this very irritating habit. Have you ever been close to a man that constantly holds and touches their private parts in public? As they are talking to you, as they are reading a newspaper and even as they talk into their cell phone? They cap them, caress them and do all sorts of disgusting things to them in full public view. A woman may get very wrong signals from a man they meet for the first time and maybe read some mischief in this habit. But the truth is that, they are used to this habit and it does not matter if they are talking to President Kibaki or the maid, they just can't help touching themselves constantly as they speak.

What about men who constantly pick their nose? I knew one who would follow up the activity occasionally by examining the contents of what they had extracted from deep inside their nose and then they would toss it into their mouth and start chewing at it. Yuck!

Then there are those men that some unfortunate women date who talk with their mouths full of food. More so food that they have already chewed. Naturally this would make anybody seated on the same table promptly lose their appetite.

My lady contact describes a rather intimate encounter where her man woke up and put his underwear that they had tossed on the side of the bed the night before close to his face to blow his nose. And specifically the area that holds the backside. Yuck. The horrible things that women have to put up with!

But what beats all these descriptions of nasty men habits is the tale told by a friend about an American business partner that visits once a year to check out the business they run with her husband. The guy is some sort of miser and despite being a millionaire always lives with them in the house for the month or so that he is around instead of staying at a hotel. The Interesting thing is that he loves Kenyan food like sukuma wiki, Ugali and even Githeri.

Now this white American guy (married with teenage children) leaves all his clothes to be washed by the maid, including his underwear. And it is this latter piece of clothing that caused so much trouble recently to the point where the house help wanted to suddenly leave her employment. Trouble started when the maid who was only a few weeks old on the job was given the American business partner's clothes to wash including his under wear (Americans wear boxer shorts) and noticed that the man obviously did not wipe himself properly after a visit to the toilet. There were clear smelly signs of this on the underwear. The new maid was not amused.

But the American had been visiting for at least four years or so. Meaning that the previous maid washed the stuff without any complaints. Like many wives do for Kenyan husbands who were never toilet-trained properly when they were young.

The bad habits that women have to bear in their men are numerous, only that most choose not to talk about them.

See also;

Woman Murders Her Best Friend To Steal Her Husband As Science Proves That It Is Deadly For Women To Have Casual Sex

Rape virtually every day

Woman has never had sex because every time she tries…

Errant Buru Buru Husband Taught a Lesson By Cheeky Wife

A True Kenyan Story: Matatu Nightmare

Couples Reunion At The Airport After 6 Long Years, Turns Ugly

Father and two sons seduced by a woman called "death."

A True Kenyan Story: A Doctor’s Revenge

Angry real Gikuyu man answers long suffering Kenyan beauty

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Woman Murders Her Best Friend To Steal Her Husband As Science Proves That It Is Deadly For Women To Have Casual Sex

It was called the crime of passion of the century, and it caused quite a media frenzy. A white woman fell in love with her best friends' husband, went to South Africa and purchased a pistol and returned to personally murder her best friend in cold blood so that she could have her husband all to herself. Police suspicion was aroused because hardly had the dead woman been buried, her killer was already spending nights of passion with the man. The cops got their woman and she was hanged for the crime. Initially her lover was charged alongside her but was later acquitted for lack of evidence.

This incident happened in Gaberone, Botswana a few years back.

Then there was the sad case in Kenya where this woman fell madly in love with this man, but there was one hitch, her 7-year-old son from a previous tryst. Her new lover hated him and thought that she should get rid of him by packing him off to his grandmother's or something. The woman had a "better" idea. She drowned him in a drum of water in the house.

And there are many other crimes of passion that women commit. Maybe we should mention just one that was less deadly. This man's girlfriend discovered that he was giving too many lifts in his car to a certain particular pretty young something in the estate. She was so angry that she got a knife and slashed all the tires of his car.

So what was with these women? Were they crazy or what?

Actually science has now proved that when a man and a woman hop into bed for some action, their bodies do not react the same afterwards. We all know that men have since time immemorial pulled off that stunt of wham-bhang-thanks-mum and the next minute they will probably never even remember her name. Scientists have now discovered that when women have sex, they release a hormone called oxytocin (also called the "cuddle hormone"). Some scientific researchers are convinced that this hormone makes women feel extra warm and fuzzy for their sex partners.

This explains why women feel so infuriated when the man turns over and starts snoring loudly immediately after the act, when they would prefer him to cuddle them and keep on whispering sweet nothings into their ear.

It also explains the common sequence in most would-be relationships where women do the deed too soon and end up making too much of a relationship that barely existed off the bed. When the woman ends up inflating the relationship the man does what men do best—they bolt.

Here’s a quick tip from a very experienced man in these things to all you women reading this. The more you delay dropping your pants for him, the more his love for you will grow. It seems to me that when a man wants to sleep with a woman and he cannot, a hormone is released that makes him feel warm and fuzzy towards her and over time this causes him to go crazy with love (mixed with lust) over her. Ignore that last sentence, Kumekucha has no scientific qualifications and if anything his science grades bore a close resemblance to a Zulu war (many rungus. That's what a grade 9 for failure looks like).

On a more serious note, essentially you should only get to that stage of the relationship when he has committed before witnesses. But how many young women can soak in the tremendous pressure that comes from men and wait for that day?

See also;

Rape virtually every day

Woman has never had sex because every time she tries…

Errant Buru Buru Husband Taught a Lesson By Cheeky Wife

A True Kenyan Story: Matatu Nightmare

Couples Reunion At The Airport After 6 Long Years, Turns Ugly

Father and two sons seduced by a woman called "death."

A True Kenyan Story: A Doctor’s Revenge

Angry real Gikuyu man answers long suffering Kenyan beauty

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