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Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Why A Woman Who Falls In Love Is A Danger To Others

Case in Kenyan court proves yet again that a woman who falls in love usually goes a little mad and can be deadly.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Dark Secrets of The Kenyan Presidency Audio Book Part 1

If you enjoyed this audio book you can support my work by either ordering the eBook DARK SECRETS OF THE KENYAN PRESIDENCT (Kshs 1,300/$13), joining club1999 (Kshs 1,999 $19.99) for more insider secrets from current politics or making a donation for the furtherance of my work. Email me at umissedthis at gmail dot come for details.

Monday, November 20, 2017

What Is Happening In Slum Areas In Nairobi Part 3

Part 3 of 3 Part 2 was titled; What Is Really Happening In Slum Areas In Nairobi Part 2 https://youtu.be/yB5exMGiONs Part 1 was titled; What Is Really Happening In Slum Areas In Nairobi? Part1 https://youtu.be/UMQhd0ntzv0 

Unlocking the mystery of what is really going on in most slum areas around Nairobi.

What Is Really Happening In Slum Areas In Nairobi Part 2

Part 2 of 3 Part 1 was titled; What Is Really Happening In Slum Areas In Nairobi? Part1 https://youtu.be/UMQhd0ntzv0 

Unlocking the mystery of what is really going on in most slum areas around Nairobi.

What Is Really Happening In Slum Areas In Nairobi? Part1

Unlocking the mystery of what is really going on in most slum areas around Nairobi.

Will I Rule? Uhuru Sends Woman To Ask Zimbabwean Prophet. His Surprise Reply

Like in the days of old, President Uhuru enquires of the Lord, will I rule? The answer from the Zimbabwean prophet is fascinating...

NASA Demands A Parliamentary System To Replace The Current Presidential One

The presidential system has been disastrous for Kenya.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Women Who Get Somebody Else's Husband To Wash Dishes At Their Houses

What makes a Kenyan husband gladly wash dishes at his girlfriend's house when he never goes anywhere near his wife's kitchen?

What Happened To Raila's Car On Jogoo Road?

A deeper look into what exactly went down along Jogoo Road as Raila returned to the country on 17th November 2017.

How NASA Supporters Sneaked Into The Airport. INGENIUS Part 2

Part 2 of 2 Part 1 was titled; Shocker: NASA Supporters Retaliated Without Fearing Police Bullets Part 1 https://youtu.be/q5iKLgndEBc 

This is how NASA supporters sneaked into the airport right under the noses of security personnel.

Shocker: NASA Supporters Retaliated Without Fearing Police Bullets Part 1

NASA supporters demonstrated no fear for police bullets on November 17th 2017. Why? How?


The shock ruling by the High court confirming that the appointments of cabinet administrative secretaries (CAS) is illegal and contrary to the constitution has taken the Ruto camp by surprise.

Why Did NIS Spy On Raila Private Meetings In The US?

Why were 15 NIS agents sent to US to spy on Raila Odinga private meetings?

Ronald Ngala And The Bees Assassination

Ronald Ngala, one of the founding fathers of the Kenyan nation died a bizarre death resulting from an alleged road accident that remains a mystery to this day.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Raila Roots For Military Removal Of Illegal African Governments That Rig Themselves Into Power

Raila Odinga gives the example of Ivory Coast where his recommendation saw French troops invade and hand over power to the legitimate winners of the elections.

Nairobi Maid Cooks Ugali For Employer With Her Smelly Urine

The revenge of a house maid can be deadly...

Political Giants Raila Met In US: Orengo Reveals

The list of people Raila is meeting in the US as revealed by Orengo is very interesting.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

The Amazing Hezekiah Oyugi Story Part 2

Part 2 of 2 Part 1 was titled; The Amazing Hezekiah Oyugi Story Part 1 https://youtu.be/qYhup8DpAZk 

The second and final part of the movie-like story of Hezekiah Oyugi. The man who rose from DO to the most powerful man in Kenya after the president. The little know secret reason for his power revealed.

The Amazing Hezekiah Oyugi Story Part 1

The amazing Hezekiah Oyugi story. The man who rose from DO to the most powerful man in Kenya after the president. The little know secret reason for his power revealed.

The Jaluo Jinga Plot By Government Part 2

Part 2 of 3 Part 1 was titled; Where Did Jaluo Jinga Come From? https://youtu.be/MRjjH3KKixU 

Most Kenyans have been sucked into tribal hatred without knowing where it came from. The truth will floor them...

Is Call For Nyeri Deputy Governor Resignation Linked To Gakuru Death Involvement Suspicion?

Even after all the drama associated with the sudden death of their governor, tensions seem to be escalating in Nyeri with secret night meetings to plot on how best to force the deputy governor to resign.

300K Is What This Kenyan Makes Monthly Working At Home On His Laptop

Most people think that making money online while in Kenya or East Africa is very difficult. But there are Kenyans already making over 300K a month on their laptop at home with a safaricom modem. The details will shock most. Watch video.  

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- 48 modules 

 - 1 video tutorial daily on week days 

- Each video tutorial is approximately 15 minutes. 

- Cost Kshs 2,900 per month or $29 per month. 

- Full complete course costs Kshs 5,800 or $58 

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The Evil Government Scheme That Isolated The Luo Community

The sad story of how and why a plan to isolate the Luo community was hatched.

Where Did Jaluo Jinga Come From?

Many Kenyans will be shell shocked when they discover the very unlikely source of the effective Jaluo Jinga campaign that still haunts the country today, 40 years later.

Rape In Matatu Horror

A very sad real-life story of how an innocent Kenyan's life was changed forever in just a few minutes.

How To Create A Second Income After Work From The Comfort Of Your Home

Creating a second income is easier than you think. To make money online in Kenya you will need the skills from an experienced hand. Not theories but something very practical from somebody who has succeeded in doing it from Kenya. Sounds like something very difficult to find. Actually it is easier than you think. That is precisely what the Kumekucha video tutorials on how to make money online are all about.

NASA Game Plan Secrets That Will Bring Jubilee To It's Knees

Most Kenyans are yet to realize the fact that NASA political strategy is building up the pressure against Jubilee and the government is already in trouble.

Kenyan Soldier Died For His Mzungu Fantasy

Kenyan air force soldier paid for his weird kinky mzungu fantasy with his life, right outside the Hilton hotel in Nairobi CBD.

How The Mainsteam Media Lies To Kenyans Part2

Part 2 of 2 Part 1 was titled; Media Lies Fed To Kenyans https://youtu.be/ZdJg299oLGw 

Here is an example of how the mainstream media has told Kenyans lies and helped spread political propaganda.

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Media Lies Fed To Kenyans

How mainstream media in Kenya churns out lies and propaganda.

Friday, November 10, 2017

How A Coke Addict Can Stay Addicted And Avoid All Harmful Side Effects

A delicious soft drink that many in the world are addicted to. Here's how to drink as much of it as you want with zero side effects.

Luhya Men: Why Do Kenyan Ladies Go Weak On The Knees Over Them? Part 2

After the true story real life experience story in part 1 of this video, here is the Luhya men secret.

Luhya Men: Why Do Kenyan Ladies Go Weak On The Knees Over Them? Part 1

Why are Kenyan women, especially Kikuyu ladies so crazy about Luhya men?

Thursday, November 09, 2017

Were Shots Fired At Nyeri Governor's Car Moments Before Fatal Accident?

Sensitive questions from a subscriber answered in detail.

As Eyes Focus On Supreme Court NASA Blind Sides Jubilee With RESIST Campaign Part 2

Part 2 of 2 
Part 1 was titled; As Eyes Focus On Supreme Court, NASA Blind Sides Jubilee With RESIST Campaign Part 1 https://youtu.be/Z_oar3R3T8k 

The fact that the Jubilee government will find itself under increasing pressure from the well-oiled NASA RESIST machine is reason for concern because the government reaction is predictable in cases like these.

As Eyes Focus On Supreme Court, NASA Blind Sides Jubilee With RESIST Campaign Part 1

NASA strategists are really giving the Jubilee government a hard time.

Simple Ways To Get Your Kidney To Heal Itself

Easy simple ways to heal your kidney at home.

7 Things You Think Push Away Men BUT Actually Attract Them To A Woman Like A Magnet Part 2

Part 2 of 2 Part 1 was titled; 7 Things You Think Push Away Men BUT Actually Attract Them To A Woman Like A Magnet https://youtu.be/hbgB9i5St1c 

Men attracted to a woman who smokes? That cannot be...

7 Things You Think Push Away Men BUT Actually Attract Them To A Woman Like A Magnet

Most women have very wrong ideas about what really attracts a man to a woman.

Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Wife Teaches Adulterous Husband A Lesson Without Cutting Anything Off

A very smart wife and a very clever thing that not only taught an adulterous husband a lesson but also tells us a lot about human nature.

Sunday, November 05, 2017

Kamba Women Mystery: Submissive Or Bossy? Part 2

Part 2 of 2 Part 1 was titled; The Kamba Women Mystery: Why Are Men So Attracted To Them? https://youtu.be/86FB0j7-Sh4 
Kumekucha digs deep to unearth the real secret behind why men find it so difficult to resist women from Ukambani. Some of the answers his research revealed will shock you.

The Kamba Women Mystery: Why Are Men So Attracted To Them?

Kumekucha digs deep to unearth the real secret behind why men find it so difficult to resist women from Ukambani. Some of the answers his research revealed will shock you.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Kenyan Makes 300K on His Laptop At Home

Most people think that making money online while in Kenya or East Africa is very difficult. But there are Kenyans already making over 300K a month on their laptop at home with a safaricom modem. The details will shock most. Watch video.


Make Money Online Video Tutorial

Course duration 60 days

This is essentially a part time course. Full timers usually use the extra time to build their own online business (a project which each student must get involved in to complete the course successfully) and make ultimately make quicker progress than strict part timers at the end of 60 days.
- 48 modules
- 1 video tutorial daily on week days
- Each video tutorial is approximately 15 minutes.
- Cost Kshs 2,900 per month or $29 per month.

- Full cost for the entire 2 months course; Kshs 5,800 or $58.

To get payment details and sign up for the video tutorial course. Send an email now to;

umissedthis at gmail.com.

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Safaricom Secrets

They have the worst network and they are also the most expensive cell phone network in Kenya. BUT they STILL have the most customers… By far.
 

By how far? 

To get the number of customers Safaricom has you would need to take the number of customers all their
rivals have, put them together and then multiply it many times adding a zero or two at the end. WOW!!


So obviously these guys know a thing or two about getting plenty of customers.

BUT the company is NOT going to roll over and give you all their secrets. Would they? So we have to dig very deep to find them.


The first big Safaricom get-customer secret that we will look at today is Automation. What is that? Well let me tell you what happened to me in my dealings with Safaricom and Airtel.

Airtel (at that time they called themselves Celtel) were the first mobile phone company in Kenya to provide Internet services. And they had an excellent deal where you paid something like 5,000 shillings a month for unlimited mbs the whole month. At the time I happened to be living outside Nairobi and so I
parked my car and grabbed a matatu and travelled for several hours to reach Nairobi. After the usual harrowing traffic jam experience of Nairobi I finally made it into the CBD exhausted only to discover that the only office in town that provided the service was right at the other end of town. Near where the university of Nairobi is situated. So I walked and finally arrived at the office only to find it crowded with many customers.


Predictably I got on the wrong queue and when I reached the counter after 30 long minutes I was referred to yet another long queue. Hours later I had my new Celtel internet line. But I was told I would have to wait for a few hours for the line to be
activated.


And so finally at the end of a long expensive ordeal I had my internet and was happily working on my laptop using my Celtel (now airtel) modem. 


When Safaricom entered the internet business months later, I ignored them and their heavy advertising. I was very happy with Celtel, thank you. I was vindicated when I discovered their very high prices. 


But soon disaster struck. I was mugged and I lost my airtel phone with the special internet seam card. Just thinking of going all the way back to Nairobi to line up after long traffic jams gave me a headache. I knew Safaricom were much more expensive
than the Airtel deal I had going BUT I could not ignore how easy it was getting their internet. It was all online. All you had to do was dial


Their system was automated!!

Just think about it for a minute. Safaricom have always gone out of their way to automate all their services as far as possible. No employee(s) to pay at the end of the month or give you all kinds of headaches (meaning more profits). If you need Internet you just load credit into your line and dial *544# (even if it is 2am in the morning) and then you choose how many MBs you want. In seconds the transaction is over.


Many months later I was in Nairobi again and I decided that I had had enough of the higher Safaricom charges and so I went to Celtel (Airtel) only to be told that the service had been discontinued. I guess a lot of people lost their phones like I did, and also too many customers could not resist the convenience so much so that everybody moved to the more expensive Safaricom and Celtel were forced to shut down their much cheaper internet service. 


Amazing!!!

Today, a few years later, many companies in Kenya already have an automated/online way of selling their products and services.