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Saturday, August 18, 2007

Yet Another Tribal Chief Calls For Strategy Meeting

Suggests Kumekucha should be meeting place

They say it is never a good idea to reveal your weaknesses to the public, especially when you know that your enemies are clearly waiting with baited breath for you to make a mistake.

Most Kenyans for instance believe that the majority of people leaving comments in Kumekucha do so from cyber cafes and therefore the survey findings (some of which I shared and a lot of which I kept to myself) were “cooked”. Somebody (notice how the thinking is so similar amongst these NSIS guys) suggested that they will vote with their feet. For your information brother, your comments have no impact on the silent majority and if you know the first thing about how sites get most of their traffic, you would realize the kind of ignorance your comment reveals about you.

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Actually the truth is that most of our commentators currently post comments from their work places (and an increasing number occasional from mobile phones—but still very few), therefore somebody leaving a comment from a cyber already gets your attention and from what they say in their comment it is very easy to tell whether it is their employer they were scared of or they had other motives (mostly to ensure that Kumekucha influence is limited). Mercifully it is obvious that the NSIS really needs to brush up on their IT and Internet knowledge. Half of them believe that tracing ip addresses is impossible even after I traced the ip address of the porn poster (with a little help).

Be warned enemies of Kumekucha, this blogger knows a thing or two about the web that it seems those who want to do harm don’t know yet.

Anyway let me reveal my weakness.

I have been seething with rage most of the day. So much so that my hands could hardly fly across the keyboard to do some stories. While seething I have been thinking very hard on how best to frustrate the tribal chiefs.

The solution is actually very simple.

We should all just go tribal.

And we should stick to the only 2 genuine bonafide tribes that exist in Kenya today namely;

1) The Haves
2) The Have Nots

Members of the second tribe should wake up and realize that we have been used as pawns for too long and we should vote as a block. I am calling a meeting soon here in Kumekucha for all members of this tribe so that we can map out our strategy on how the community can be in the next government. Our tribe must be in the next government if Kenya is to be saved.

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