Wednesday, July 10, 2013
How to get Kumekucha's raw notes
It is much easier to get Kumekucha's raw notes than you realize. But why should you? Read email comments from regular readers of the raw notes published several times every week;
"I knew what was going to happen before the elections and as the media peddles the Viagra theory as the most likely cause of he late senator Mutula's death I just laugh. The raw notes have always helped me understand what is really going on in Kenya. That is why I have no hesitation in renewing my subscription. Keep up the good work Chris."
"You are 90% correct in your predictions. Good enough for me."
"These crazy raw notes of yours keep me awake at night."
"Who do you think you are Chris Kumekucha publishing such sensitive information with no regard for people's feelings nkt!!!"
"Some call it bar talk rumours, others say it is just propaganda. But nobody can argue with the number of times Kumekucha's predictions have come to pass."
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