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The President's Lovers

The most sensitive info I have... by far

I have really been debating for a very long time whether to release this info or not.

On my computer I have always had a special folder titled "prezo mpango wa k." where I have been saving up all the juicy details I have come across concerning presidents of Kenya and their lovers.

I have many friends in politics who firmly believe what a politician does in their spare time is their business, after all let the one who is clean throw the first stone. And so I have never thought of ever publishing this extremely sensitive information.

But then it is also true that once a person decides to be a public figure they really do not have a private life because everything they do ends up affecting other people, sometimes millions of people. There is no better illustration of this than the assassination of one unfortunate Kenyan which happened simply because the then president believed he was going to release information to the public on one of his discreet love affairs.

So when you really think about it, the public has a right to know. In the western world these love affairs of the high and mighty have often ended many promising political careers and you would think that those in politics would learn. But nothing doing. They just never learn from history. There is something very attractive about a man who is in power, (in Africa a demi-god no less) that few women have been able to resist since the beginning of time. It is in our very DNA.

Also many of you already know that the president of Kenya receives regular intelligence briefings and it usually includes information on who is sleeping with who. And so this information must be important in analyzing stuff and making decisions. In any case it will be good for us here to be all on the same page when I make some of my more controversial commentaries on the presidency.

And so shortly I will publish the most sensitive book I have ever penned titled; The President's Lovers. It covers the lover affairs of the presidents of Kenya in great detail. The information will shock you but my real intention is for people's eyes to be opened to the fact that even our demi-gods whom Kenyans have always worshiped are human after all and have had some fascinating mpango wa kandos and passionate affairs. How this has affected their performances as chief executives of the country, I leave you to decide after you have read the book.

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Reader's comments on Why Mutula Was Murdered

What readers had to say about this book

"I was utterly dumbfounded reading through this well researched murder mystery. Very sad for Kenya"

"Your revealing background on the Mutula/Moi relationship left no doubt that Moi missed the funeral in protest against the killing of his dear friend. But you left out the juicy part about the Abacha millions which Mutula helped launder and is the reason for his huge tax bill which he left unpaid rather than reveal to KRA the real source of those funds when they went through his account. Was the omission accidental or deliberate?

"Blows sky high the widely peddled view that it was a Viagra overdose that did in the late senator and also explains how this theory was deliberately circulated by "dark forces." Great read. Well done Kumekucha"

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"Great book"

"So this is why this mysterious Kumekucha Chris has such a reputation and rapidly growing fan base..."

"I keep asking... where do you get your information??? Until I know I can't comment either way."

"Mutula was a notorious womanizer, that is public knowledge, but this book will haunt everybody who reads it for a very long time."


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Reader's comments for Mystery Monday: Unlocking The 2013 Kenyan Presidential Polls Secrets

Mysterious Monday That Changed Kenya


Balanced unbiased expose of what really happened with the 2013 presidential elections

In this brand new unbiased book I reveal;

•    Why the "dark forces" decided to interfere with the election despite the fact that Uhuru was clearly going to win albeit in round 2.

•    Important little known and previously unpublished events and secrets behind the scenes leading up to the March 4th fiasco.

•    How I got advance information about exactly what ended up happening in those elections.

•    Exactly how the vote stuffing was so cleverly masked leaving behind very little credible evidence.

•    A very significant event in 2003 that took painful reforms in Kenya backwards and had a direct link to March 4th.

•    The selfish ambitions of a handful of people and their arrogance that is the real source of the heightened tribal animosity in the country and the terrible things that they are planning next.

•    The detailed operations of the "dark forces" (contrary to the law and new constitution) that President-elect Uhuru Kenyatta mentioned before the elections.

•    How calls for peace were used to deliberately clamp down on free speech and how it has all caused a huge chunk of our population to stop thinking for themselves.

•    Secrets in the corridors of power that are so sensitive that they influenced the format I chose for this explosive book.

•    Much more.

Using evidence gathered in the course of my work I have created an entertaining narrative that will open the eyes of every reader to the real and immediate dangers facing Kenya today. And it is not Uhuru with the ICC charges hanging over his head nor is it Raila Odinga.


What those who have read the sizzling book have to say;

"What amazed me most was that the evidence was staring at us all the time even as we were being taken for fools. It was all there in the news media and statements from certain people we ought to have watching closely."

"Vintage Kumekucha"

"It was so gripping that I forgot to proofread and had to do it on my second read... Easily the most informative and entertaining political book I have ever read...okay I have to admit I have never read boring predictable Kenyan politics in book form before."

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"Wow, so that's what happened... is this really true?"

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Deep IEBC Mystery: Why is it taking so long to release results?
Kenyans have found themselves hurtling into the month of July, almost 4 months since the conclusion of the 2013 general elections, and yet the IEBC are yet to release the election results.

CORD supporters are sure that this is a confirmation that the last elections were fiddled with and their leader Raila Odinga has repeatedly said that the reason is because there is a difference of more than a million votes between the parliamentary and presidential votes cast. Even JUBILEE diehards (sure that their presidential candidate won genuinely) are puzzled as to why it should take so long to release the results.

What is worrying neutral analysts like this blogger is the laughable excuse the IEBC is giving;

"We had the presidential petition to prepare for and this involved all our returning officers. Once this was determined, we focused on all the other petitions scattered across the country. At the same time, we have been busy conducting audit of our systems not to mention the Ethics and Anti Corruption Commission inquiry."

In this day and age and with the huge staff and massive resources available to IEBC this excuse is nothing short of a cock and bull story. If the arithetic proved complex they would have easily hired any of the numerous experts we have in Nairobi. But clearly the issues is not just adding up the numbers.

Raila Odinga's claim is also highly unlikely. The insinuation is that over a million of his votes were "stolen". With all due respect to the former PM, this too is a preposterous allegation that is extremely difficult to believe. All independent polls including the extremely controversial exit poll conducted by a US professor which gave Raila the win in the polls with a razor slim margin proves that the difference between the two candidates was too close to call. Certainly nothing close to a million votes.

To many Kenyans on both sides of the political divide this deepens the mystery over what really happened on that 4th March Monday and what happened in the days before and after those polls shrouded in mystery and unanswered questions.

However those who have read my landmark book Mystery Monday: Unlocking the 2013 Kenyan presidential polls secrets are NOT in the dark. Indeed unfolding events have confirmed the contents of that revealing book 1000%. Let me give some very specific examples.

* Those who have read the book were not surprised when Raila complained that he was being trailed everywhere he went by the NSIS shortly after the Supreme court ruling that gave President Uhuru and JUBILEE victory.

* Neither are they surprised that the results have been delayed and that there seems to be a "mathematical" headache facing the IEBC.

* Even the current mounting political problems facing Deputy president William Ruto are linked to the chain of events that took place before and after that mystery Monday day when Kenyans voted in historical elections.

There is no need for you to remain in suspense wondering what would have happened. Today you can get virtually all your questions answered by getting hold of a copy of Mystery Monday: Unlocking the 2013 Kenyan presidential polls secrets and reading for yourself the juicy details surrounding the elections. JUBILEE supporters are especially encouraged to get the facts so that they have a viable answer to the claims that the vote difference is a whole one million votes. CORD diehards on the other hand will be better off knowing exactly what happened and why they were doomed for defeat as early as 2010 when the CORD alliance didn't even exist.
  

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